Shitster's offices have been raided by officials and the service has been suspended temporarily. The heavy-handed recording industry types can't stop the future! They totally don't get the Internet - but you do. We are a community - and people who don't want to pay for anything must stick together.

	P2P is the future. Our revolutionary software app takes your music and puts it in your Shitster area on your computer. Then, you share your Shitster with strangers - and a remarkable thing happens.
	File sharing is not a moral issue. It's ok to give away something you love.
	DRM is an un-American concept. How dare artists not let us buy their product and do whatever we want with it.
	Right! If one person buys a CD and posts it on Shitster, OVER ONE MILLION PEOPLE will download it. That person now has ONE MILLION new fans. Why would they want each of those people to fork over a dollar for each song? A million dollars is irrelevant when you're famous. You can't buy fame. Not even if you release a blurry sex video of you giving bad head.
	We are on Bolshoi Shantar island off the Pacific island of Sakhalin, which is a remote area of Russia. Despite our International location, the United States thinks that just because it creates 95% of the entertainment that's worth a shit on the planet, it can stop people from doing what's natural.
	Who are you? We've never heard of you and it had better not have been you who ratted us out. We don't understand why the entertainment industry is suing fans! It makes no sense. If I love an Infernus sports car so much that I take one off of the car lot - it's because I'm a fan, not a thief.
	(Sorry, link disabled by overzealous copyright police).

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